WUWW Eats Jeggings, Vagina and, Yes, More More Jizz

If there were ever a time to get on board with WUWW it’s this week. Jeggings, Ejaculate and Vagina Size? Hello? Name me one other destination that can address matters of national security as succinctly as this.


Are jeggings ever going to stop being a thing?
Fanny packs, MC Hammer pants, trucker hats. What do all these things have in common, other than the fact I’m rocking all that shit right now? They were trendy must-haves once and now are about as useful as a second hand pocket-pussy. Jeggings will be no different. According to Nate Silver and his fivethirtyeight blog, Jeggings are already on the decline both nationally and internationally. For example, in Rome, it is no longer legal to visit the Vatican in a pair of jeggings and back here state side, Long Island, NY has banned jeggings as appropriate attire for Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

That said, what the hell is so wrong with jeggings? The comfort of tights mixed with the shame of ugly jeans.  A pair of pants that are like an X-ray of a passer-by’s genitalia. I say, embrace it. We as a society are better informed knowing what vagina lips are sneering at us while we walk by.


I should probably ask a doctor about this, but my volume of ejaculate per cum is very small. Is this normal? Because I’ve had a girl say “Is that it?” before when referring to my ejaculate?
Though I am not a doctor, in the technical sense, I am certified in thoracic surgery and can thus easily field this question. There’s nothing worse than flexing your sex powers for 48 minutes to unload a heroic dribble on your partner’s forehead. That said, there isn’t a ton you can due to manipulate your spew volume. Some dudes are gifted with ample goo and others are wack ass dribblers. Things like being in shape, having good circulation (regular excercise) and most critical abstaining from sex can help the cause. Who among us hasn’t saved up so we can enjoy a gushing stream of our own jizz all to ourselves? Or conversely, to share it, pridefully, with a gal and her sister?


Are Asian women tighter or is that bullshit?
In general it’s never a great idea to broadly stereotype a group of people. Whether it be Jews or Orthodox Jews. Still, if a reasonable question comes across my wire I can’t ignore it. I swore an oath to the grand wizards of Leveled to do a job and answer questions for this mighty column.

And so, the answer from various unnamed studies, my own personal research and the help of a dashing man slut I know leads to one conclusion and one word: yes. At least compared to Caucasians, Asian women’s vaginal canals are smaller—structurally, anatomically, physiologically. Is this true of every Asian lady? No, but on the whole the hole is snugger. Of course those arguing the point can say, hello, on average Asian woman are smaller than European women, so what do you expect? Maybe so, but it is what it is. Don’t yell at me white ladies, take it up with the manufacturer.


There. Don’t we all feel better now? Keep the questions coming, Leveled readers. We are really getting somewhere spiritually. I can feel it in your bones.

 

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