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WUWW Eats Jeggings, Vagina and, Yes, More More Jizz

If there were ever a time to get on board with WUWW it’s this week. Jeggings, Ejaculate and Vagina Size? Hello? Name me one other destination that can address matters of national security as succinctly as this. Are jeggings ever going to stop being a thing? Fanny packs, MC Hammer …

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Don’t Go There If You Don’t Have To

Q: For several years now I’ve thought about becoming a stripper. I don’t want to be one for years and years, but something about it has always been fascinating to me and I would love to try it. For the first summer I am not living at home (hopefully the …

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Cheating & Open Relationships: Advice From an Escort

I have always wondered, why do men always use that ‘open relationship’ line when they get caught cheating. “Oh it’s not really cheating because my wife and I have an open relationship.” Cool story, bro, except not really. Anytime I hear that, I laugh and think to myself, “surrreeee it’s …

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Good Girls vs. Bad Girls

I firmly believe there are two types of women in this world: Good Girls and bad girls. I’ve put a lot of time into these two distinctions of women, and I’ve come up with this theory. Hear me out. The good girl and bad girl archetypes are the most basic …

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I thought I’d Disappear Here?

There’s a billboard I noticed earlier, driving to work. I was sitting in traffic on Sunset, across from the Chateau Marmont. I looked up and saw a huge billboard with a sketch of a beaten man. Dirty, with ragged clothes, hunched shoulders, his face averted. At work – As I …

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How To Score Drugs in a 3rd World Country: Advice From an Escort

Everyone loves to travel—usually somewhere sunny, relaxing and comfortable. Most of the time Americans tend to migrate towards destinations like Hawaii or the Bahamas…

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Oral History

When I first listened to Van Halen’s “Panama” — whose inclusion in the 2007 film Superbad renewed my interest, however facetious, in the song — I had just reached puberty, finding its newly excised fulcrum with my hand and letting out a desperateness which would become more sophisticated and perverse as …

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WUWW Eats Taint, Urine and Gangbangs

The end of summer is most certainly in the air. That is, unless you’re reading this in LA, in which case let me be the first to inform you – it’s late August two-thousand twelve.  And with the coming school year fast approaching and swimming pools getting their last licks …

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Dear Abigail, I Would Like If You Joined Me For Tea

I’m a soft talker Monday through Friday but on the weekends with a few mickeys in me I speak with a hypothetical mega phone attached to my flapping jowls. I’m loud and unapproachable, I fidget, I’m uncomfortable when looking you in the eyes and I feel undervalued by your circle of “friends.” Hell, I feel inadequate in my circle of friends and I don’t even show them my penis. I’m broke, pushing 30 and self medicate my obscure brain patterns with Paxil and pot. I’m not a fan of nature and yes I do mind if your Chihuahuas sleep in bed with us.

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Word Up with Wehle: The Introduction

Illustration by David Heatley Is it me or is her labia unusually long? Leveled Magazine is proud to present Word up with Wehle, with me, Amit Wehle. WUWW is the premiere destination on planet earth to get your most intimate questions about sex and dating, the beautiful and gross human …

Ron de Jeremy Rum

Yes, kids… It’s true! Everyone’s favorite adult film star now has a namesake distilled spirit. The legendary Ron Jeremy A.K.A. “The Hedgehog” has momentarily shifted his hardworking focus from his life-long odyssey in porn to the world of liquor with the release of Ron de Jeremy Rum and yep, that’s …

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Smut for Smarties

The over-night success of author E.L. James’ erotic novel, 50 Shades of Grey, has made two things painfully clear: Menopausal women love bondage, and the general public doesn’t mind reading at a fourth grade level. Though the book definitely has some steamy scenes, we here at Leveled take smut quite …